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Knowing I had it in the bag I drank some more and was completely bombed. She was sober and when I tried to talk to her she did not find my humor funny, at all. We got there and started going right at it. Since I was bombed, I thought it was a great idea to go down on her. So I did that for a bitor a while, I guess. And then we banged. After we finished, she geared up and left, which I thought was nice of her. I wear contacts so before I went to bed I went to the bathroom to take them out.
I turn the lights on and as I put my hand up to my eye I noticed it: Blood.
Not just a little mark on my finger, I looked like I had dipped my hands in a bucket of red paint. What was worse was there was a smear across my mouth and chin.
I started gagging and didn't know what to do. So I went out to the room and turned on the lights. It looked like I had slaughtered an animal. Gallons of blood had to have flowed out of this chick. The bed was unusable.
Side note: There was no running water at the resort that night. Seriously, I can't make this up.
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Clearly, he found this really funny. I never did see that girl again.
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It was our last night there. One had a huge rack and the other had a freakishly large ass. Over the course of the week we had seen no lie probably 4 different black dudes walk out of their hotel room in the morning and quite a few others come back with them from the beach.
His heart was set on banging anything with a pulse. He proceeded to get her in bed after 3 solid hours of drunken retarded game. We got drunk at the wake. We had sex.
A friend called me and said her friend just got fired from a bush camp and was totally broke and could she borrow my spare room for a night or two, I said sure and she just showed up at my door. This turned out to be quite an intimate experience as we figured out midway that she was too weak to really do anything, so lots of squeezing around each other, swapping spots, pushing by while her holding the door etc.
I had taken my shirt off undershirt still and since she had come from the gym she was in workout shorts after stripping her jeans off on the stairs. She tells me to come in, we lift the mattress onto the bed and she tells me to sit down near the window unit as she cranks it on, grabs two beers and sits down next to me. I look at her, maybe expecting her to verbally tell me what that meant and bam we started making out and did the deed right there on the new mattress, the plastic torn and bundled all around us.
She asks me to show her, so we go to my room.
We chatted for a good while and later that night she asked if she could crash, said sure. So, she strips down to underwear and hops into bed. Thank god I was woken up a few hours later with her hands all over me and I finally got the hint.
I tried hooking up with this year-old whose mom had a seasonal site with a motorhome. She went to bed and I ended up having sex with her thirty-six-year-old mom eight feet away from her sleeping daughter. Back in my undergrad, I moved into a student house since it was close to campus and the rent was cheap.
The owner usually rented out rooms in the place to international students but gave me a spot since we had a good relationship and he knew that I would keep it from being too much of a dumpster fire.
During the first week that I moved in, one of the gals knocked on my door and asked me to show her how to use the laundry machine. She was from some wealthy family in Hong Kong so she had previously had hired help do these things for her.
I told her to grab the clothes she needed washed and then meet me in the basement.
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When I got out the shower she was still in my room. She said it turned her on beyond belief. Guess who had a new barber that semester.
Had to stop at the ATM to get some money out.
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I told her she scared the crap out of me. We laughed, I asked if she wanted to split the cab back to my place. We had a drink on my patiobang! I woke her up all right, 18 years later we are still married.
She definitely played me but the hand prints on her ass are probably still there today. I told him so, and asked if his dick was as impressive. The sex was very weird, I repeatedly called him Viking, and when he tried to tell me his name afterwards I ordered him to shut up, to me he is only Viking. Out of the maybe 10 people in there 8 were very old, me and a good-looking girl. I was already there when she got there. She took the treadmill next to me and just kept looking at me every out of the corner of her eye.
When I got done with the treadmill I went where the weight machines where and she followed me. When it was time fit me to go shower I grabbed my bag and when I got to the door I turned and looked at her, smiled, made a you coming head motion and went in leaving the door slightly open.
I waited for about a min and was about to accept that I had just made an ass of myself and shower when she opened the door and came in with her bag. Had sex and then she washed my entire body for me lol. Greatest relationship I ever had lol. A girl answered it and I showed her the apartment. I showed her the backyard and got caught checking out her ass. She then went to my room, I followed, and we fucked. Knocked her out flat on her ass.
She brought me back to her room where her roommate was fucking her boyfriend and proceeded to smash about 8 feet away from them. Good times. I was 17 with two of my friends.
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Have way through the sentence my drunk ass is floating over to her. We said hi, and were walking the same waystarted chatting and I invited her to join us for a walk, she accepted.
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There was so much, I was literally dripping blood and I went to take a shower. When I came back, I found out that whatever it is that holds the foreskin to the tip had torn and he was still bleeding. If that wasn't bad enough, he later told his grandmother, who cleaned it up, bandaged it, and kissed it better. I've also peed in someone's bed. I'm the worst hookup, clearly.
The time comes where we begin to get hot and heavy. He's on top, and he's breathing incredibly heavy. I asked him if he needed a break and he said, 'I feel like I just ran a marathon. Who says that?! My dog was in the room and he was looking me in the eye the whole time.